|therapist:||please tell me about your life|
|me:||*clears throat* this is a story about a girl named lucky|
Anonymous asked: Your dick is probably like a tic tac hahahahhahaha
That’s probably why your moms mouth is so fresh
christmas eve what about christmas adam
happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists
Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.
Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam
this picture gets me out of bed in the mornings
This picture of Beyonce getting pizza while dressed in a pizza outfit is so important to me.