How to finger a girl

gypsiesblood:

1. Use your tongue

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combeferret:

yo but this says so much about rape when a woman would literally rather be around a murderer than a rapist

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kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

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legolandempires:

You get the best of both worlds

legolandempires:

You get the best of both worlds

vvankinq:

I have never seen a more british sentence

vvankinq:

I have never seen a more british sentence

illkim:

Just dropped my new single. It’s me. I’m single.

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rococoh:

i love car rides so much that i actually get disappointed when we reach our destination

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me and bae having sex
bae:mmm yeah fuck me baby
me:put a quarter in the swear jar
fangdecay:

captainamericaisavirgin:

benmclemore:

somebody DO SOMETHING

i’ve added this before but this is the most important story that i have
this was published in the vancouver sun like 2 years ago, and i remember reading the paper after class while my sister was watching tv or something, and i burst out laughing when i read the headline. and so im tell her to look, and show her the article and she says “what’s a rim job” and my dad looked up at me and we held eye contact for like. a whole minute and we just had a terrible moment where he knew that i knew what a rim job was, and i knew that he knew what a rim job was and now that’s a reality that we have to face together

that commentary was beautiful

fangdecay:

captainamericaisavirgin:

benmclemore:

somebody DO SOMETHING

i’ve added this before but this is the most important story that i have

this was published in the vancouver sun like 2 years ago, and i remember reading the paper after class while my sister was watching tv or something, and i burst out laughing when i read the headline. and so im tell her to look, and show her the article and she says “what’s a rim job” and my dad looked up at me and we held eye contact for like. a whole minute and we just had a terrible moment where he knew that i knew what a rim job was, and i knew that he knew what a rim job was and now that’s a reality that we have to face together

that commentary was beautiful

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