Honourable mention: I call this “Wine first, children later; a future on the Jeremy Kyle stage” (at Schloss Nymphenburg)

Honourable mention: I call this “Wine first, children later; a future on the Jeremy Kyle stage” (at Schloss Nymphenburg)

Runner up: I call this one “ugh that cunt Nancy showed up with a giant knife, can you believe that bitch” (at Schloss Nymphenburg)

Runner up: I call this one “ugh that cunt Nancy showed up with a giant knife, can you believe that bitch” (at Schloss Nymphenburg)

Runner up: I call this one “Omg Nicky there is no fuckin signal here at all, wtf”

Runner up: I call this one “Omg Nicky there is no fuckin signal here at all, wtf”

Statue of the day; I call this- “Me as a parent”  (at Schloss Nymphenburg)

Statue of the day; I call this- “Me as a parent” (at Schloss Nymphenburg)

Munich I am in you! (at Marienplatz)

Munich I am in you! (at Marienplatz)

gotitforcheap:

remember when kids celebrated REAL music like HOOBASTANK 

(Source: grumpysalmon)

Once again, eternal European train station face, this time feat. rain  (at Wien Westbahnhof railway station)

Once again, eternal European train station face, this time feat. rain (at Wien Westbahnhof railway station)

Today has been a day of looking at palaces and feeling poor (at Schloss Belvedere)

Today has been a day of looking at palaces and feeling poor (at Schloss Belvedere)

Health and hygiene before modern times
EUROPE:Why the fuck are we always getting sick? Is it demons? Is it ghosts? Is it a curse?
EVERYBODY ELSE:Have you tried washing your ass?

(Source: lecompanion)

Fire poi in Staromêstské námêstí… (or old town square for us Monolingual pigs) (at Praha Staroměstské náměstí)

Fire poi in Staromêstské námêstí… (or old town square for us Monolingual pigs) (at Praha Staroměstské náměstí)

Are you friggin kidding me right now Prague (at Vltava River)

Are you friggin kidding me right now Prague (at Vltava River)

mustbekarma:

So far adulthood is just going grocery shopping, realizing you didn’t plan well or logically, going grocery shopping again, repeat ad infinitum. 0/10 stars, would not recommend

Are ya’ll hiring?? #germanmechanicsdontevenknow (at Nürnberg Hauptbahnhof)

Are ya’ll hiring?? #germanmechanicsdontevenknow (at Nürnberg Hauptbahnhof)

Sup Nuremberg, I’ve already developed a massive crush on you  (at Frauenkirche, Nuremberg)

Sup Nuremberg, I’ve already developed a massive crush on you (at Frauenkirche, Nuremberg)