nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

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chomei:

chomei:

heterosexuals are so boring. like what do they do

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foreveralone-lyguy:

Being a 20+ yr old on tumblr

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shredevi:

shredevi:

 What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married

Feyoncé

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Ygritte Appreciation Week: [Day 2] Favorite Trait → Playful

anarchacannibalism:

iamtheuncannyvalley:

theskeetman:

frankiemarx420:

Kelston Boys’ High School perform a massive haka in honour of the new Maori carving on campus

THIS IS FUCKING SICK

Man, white kids like to pretend that metal is all Vikings and shit when this shit exists. A haka is more metal than you or your Mastadon tattoo will ever be.

god, this is so fucking great

kapa haka is just

kapa haka is really really great

gr0sse:

KIDS REACT TO existentialism and the inevitability of death

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I’ve just seen Tyrannosarahs prepare a whole fish for dinner… So of course I proposed and I’m sure Tumblr will be thrilled to know she replied

"Get in line love"

First things first, I’m surrealist.
itscalledfashionlookitup:

of all the possible sentences that can be strung together using the english language, this is not one that my brain was prepared to process

itscalledfashionlookitup:

of all the possible sentences that can be strung together using the english language, this is not one that my brain was prepared to process

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