British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”
American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”
Headcanon that at some point Lily makes the mistake of going “James be a dear and pass me [insert random household item]” and James turns into a fucking deer and Lily walks out of the house and doesn’t return for about three hours
Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house
I started to write an apology, but I don’t have anything to say I’m sorry for. I was in a loving, healthy, great relationship for four years. It was long distance, and either your boyfriend is going to look at porn or he’s going to look at you.
it’s me, FeministHatingBrony87, back with another movie review. this week i’m going to be talking about why Disneys Planes needed less female characters and more horses. i know i promised in my last video that my next video would be less than 45 minutes but i just had a lot to say. anyway let’s get started